“This is a band that will save your life.”

“I would date Gerard.”

“I’ve never downloaded anything, really. I’m anti-computer and I enjoy buying records.”

“I wanna go to bed now!”

“Asshole. I was such an asshole! Uhhh Delinquent. I was told I was too intelligent for my own good but I don’t know about that. I didn’t like authority and this was at ten!”
“If you don’t listen, you’re never gonna learn.”

“People never cease to amaze us.”

“Something is vibrating!”

“Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.”

“Yes we are currently on tour for the rest of our natural lives.”

“I’d be an honest politician.”

“Homophobia is GAY.”

“Yeah he said if we don’t shoot our second video with him he would come and take our pets so we called him up and said ‘Hey it’s about that time we need another video”

“Do you really want posters of us on your bedroom wall spitting on each other and puking up? If you do you’re fucking crazy”

“She kissed my hands without my permission…Its a little wet now.”

“In our band, its the five of us against the world”

“I would date Gerard.”

“I didn’t get to keep any of the clothes, I bought mine for $8.00 at the Salvation Army.”